You know you’ve read too much academic commentary when…

Every piece of academic commentary I’ve read this week has seemed to be going around in circles so fast that it was about to disappear up its own arse.

Folks are mad at a faculty member who said that increasing the amount of hours taught by adjuncts would decrease the number of full-time positions offered in their department. With friends like this, do adjuncts need enemies? commenters wanted to know. I guess it makes sense, if you think the goal is to retain the most people possible in adjunct positions…

Somebody wrote a whole essay about how they were perturbed by the comments on an article that claimed trying to avoid microaggressions stifled academic discourse. In particular, they wanted to know how comments agreeing with the premise could be stifled, lest they be experienced as microaggressions.

Someone else is baffled about why republicans keep saying higher education is about to fail, especially since that rhetoric makes states decrease their funding to higher education, making it more likely to fail.

Either we’ve entered the silly season or I have reached peak cynicism, but writing satires of higher education seems less and less necessary every day.

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One advantage of being a writer

Tonight I was supposed to attend my book group. I was really looking forward to it, since I had suggested the book we were discussing. But when I got to the group, on the other side of town, there was no house corresponding to the address.

I knew it was somewhere around there – I’ve been there before – but I’d written the address down wrong. And I am the only person in the continental US without a cell phone. So I began to search, methodically driving along every street for two blocks and ten streets on either side of the address … no luck.

I tried to find a store that would let me look at a white pages. The white pages are extinct. Then I tried to find wi-fi so I could search for the address online, but this was a part of town where reliable wi-fi was unavailable.

I finally gave up and headed south, stopping at my office to download the address and discover that I had only been 3 blocks off and if I had searched one block further north I would have found it. I came home mad enough to spit tacks, with nobody but myself to blame.

But I also realized that this is exactly what my wicked magician will do to his students in the novel I’m currently working on, in order to make them angry enough to generate magic. So it’s OK.

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State Fair II – results are in

I won two third-place ribbons at State Fair!

I am pretty proud of both. The lace shawl category was the most competitive at the fair, so to even place in it meant a lot; and my work was literally pale beside the two winners. If I hadn’t added beads, it wouldn’t have been in the running. Takeaways: I need more interesting yarn, harder and darker so it shows off the lace pattern, and I was lucky to win anything with a shawl that only had a lace border. Also, some booth at the fair apparently sells laceweight alpaca yarn.

The fox paws afghan came in behind two sold color lace-patterned afghans, and there’s nothing I can do about that. I’m not interested in making solid-color afghans. I still count it as a major win because the judge is very particular about loose ends, and if I had not woven every end in perfectly I would have been out of the running altogether. And fox paws is nothing if not loose ends. You change colors every 2 rows … there must have been about 800 loose ends in that afghan, and she looked for them all and did not find one! She also asked me about the pattern and color choice, which is very unusual at a fair judging, so I went away feeling I had gotten all the attention I needed.

All in all a good day. Perhaps the most amusing part of it was listening to fair judges try to explain steampunk — there was apparently quite a fandom contingent this year, and one of the winners was a wonderful steampunk jacket that used a door hinge as a closure. And there was debate about the inclusion of a two-piece steampunk costume in bridesmaid dresses … I sat next to someone who won for a Frankenstein hat and lost with a pair of socks that included intarsia in the round, so I learned how that is done. The two red pillows I wondered about were almost in a class of their own, but lost out to a third pillow, and the elderly gentleman’s mirror frame took best of its class. And a good time was had by all.

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The ‘go-to’ question

Long, long ago, in a land not so very far from here, I was appointed to Curriculum Committee. I had no opinions at all about the curriculum, so I attended my first meeting with an insecure feeling. What would I ask? How would I make a contribution?

I happened to be sitting across the table from a woman who had very firm opinions about the curriculum. She paged through the course proposal in front of us, fixed its author with a gimlet eye, and said: “The outcomes you’ve specified for this course don’t seem to match the abilities you say it will teach. Would you address that?”

At the next Curriculum Committee meeting, that woman was absent. I didn’t care; she’d been there just long enough to show me how it was done. I fixed the defendant– proposal’s author with a gimlet eye and said “Could you tell us more about how the course outcomes and the abilities it’s teaching are linked?”

Thus is a ‘go-to question’ born. I’m sure the poor innocents who limped away from curriculum committee that year, licking their wounds, said to themselves “All anybody in there cares about is how the abilities and the outcomes match up.” They might even have said to themselves “Nobody in there gives a darn about whether the content is important, or whether the course is integral to the program, or whether it’ll increase graduation rates. Just whether your outcomes reflect those dad-ratted abilities!”

As time went on I developed my own opinions about the curriculum and abandoned my go-to question. I watched newer committee members pick up on some of my priorities, and treat them as go-to questions, and outgrow them. Then I was off Curriculum Committee, and life went on.

I was left with a lot of sympathy for people who face go-to questions, though. Because they’d written their proposals according to instructions, made sure they met every specified criterion, and suddenly were being judged on a bunch of different issues. When that happens to you, you have a right to be furious.

A bunch of people who use one go-to question can change the whole game without ever going to the trouble of convincing the wider community that their concerns are legitimate. This is a recipe for impotent rage and resentment. Suddenly people who had been running their lives according to one set of community standards are being judged by a new set. Where the heck did that come from? Who died and made these people gods? The resentment is even worse when you suspect that 90% of these judgy loudmouths in fact have no real experience or opinions of their own, and are parroting what they learned in their most inspiring sophomore course.

OTOH, I teach such courses (at least I hope they are inspiring), and I am indeed trying to change the world bottom-up and slip new standards into an established field when I teach my students, for instance, the RIFLE criteria of renal dysfunction. I’m fortunate that my chosen field has lots of avenues for formal discussion of such standards, and that I can point to international task force recommendations when somebody asks who died and made me god.

What prompted these reflections was a review I read this morning of a book about books. It picked on the authors because only 30% of the books they mentioned were by women, and it came on top of a rash of posts from other sources about how many women were on conference panels – posts that mentioned nothing about the content of the conferences. It reminded me of the old joke about tenure portfolios and number of publications (“[insert administrator of choice] can’t read, but they can count”).

I am tired of this go-to question. I’m a woman, I teach women, and I want them included because and when their contributions are valuable and relevant. If a critic can’t be bothered to evaluate the conference topic, or the book’s underlying purpose, then his or her opinion on whether women should have been included is worthless. And it does no favor to the women being championed, when the person arguing for their inclusion cannot give one single detailed example of how or why their work deserves it.

If women’s work deserves attention – and I believe that it does – let’s pay attention to its content, not just reduce it to numbers. The story out there is that critics can read as well as count.

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State Fair!

— doesn’t begin till August, but I got to start early by entering some knitted items. I really enjoy that behind-the-scenes look, in a room full of happy people with amazing projects to show.

Highlights of today included:

  • The two teenage girlswho each had a basket full of homemade clothing and an (apparently) identical red pillow. What is this ‘red pillow’ category? I’m presuming I will see the best red pillow in one of the display cases.
  • The lady who had made a picture out of ribbon embroidery. She was explaining to us that it was a landscape because of category requirement that it had to do with travel, but just then somebody walked through my knitting and I had to rush away.
  • The elderly man carrying a really unattractive old polyester quilt. When he was called up people yelled ‘He BOUGHT that quilt!’ upon which he removed it from the fantastic carved mirror frame it had been protecting.

In just a few days I get to go back for the judging, a longer event. Bringing lunch and bottled drinks is a good idea. I really wanted to sketch people today, but this is the kind of event where people pay attention to what you are making.

fox paws afghan

Fox Paws stash-buster

lace shawl

beaded lace shawl (pattern from Boo Knits)

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I Hate What I Just Read

Someone I trust recommended I read … I’m not naming it, because I see no point in tarnishing somebody’s work just because it did everything I absolutely hate. Besides, reading it was valuable because I hadn’t recognized that I hated all these things. Without further ado, my list of fantasy story squicks:

  1. Innocent victim has no personality beyond big-eyed distress.
  2. Villain has no motivation except the desire to destroy.
  3. Hero has given up violence, but is able to almost immediately develop a pacifist trick that does the job. Why does the trick work? We’re not told. We wouldn’t understand it anyway, since we know nothing about the villain’s nature or the rules of the world.
  4. Angsty separation at the end as the big-eyed victim abandons the hero for no reason.

This sort of thing made me squee when I was about thirteen, and used to see it in the ‘by our readers’ section of Harper’s Young People.* Nowadays, it gives me the pip. I ask myself, what did editors, authors, and reviewers see in this bowl of sugar lumps with honey? And why did I read it on a device I don’t want to throw against the wall?

*No, I am not old enough to have had a subscription to Harper’s Young People at thirteen. Only in spirit am I that old. Get off my lawn.

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Stories from Red Rose Review

The Mermaid by Howard Pyle

The first thing that struck me on reading the summer solstice issue of Red Rose Review was the crossover cred of its authors. Several author bios mentioned awards and award nominations from mainstream fiction and publications outside the SFF genre, making me curious about the wider world of short fiction.

But on to the stories in this issue!

The narrator’s voice in Bloom by Sara Flynn caught my fancy right away. Everything about this story seemed to be stood on edge – though that may be my inexperience with selkie stories speaking! But the narration coming from a seal hunter, with all the conflicts involved, worked very well for me. The narrator downplayed the most troubling things in a way that seemed exactly right, true to life. What happened on the ice poked holes in my expectations in just the right way, and the fate of the sealskin seemed new, fresh and inevitable.

The woman in this story, however, confused me. She was interesting, but I felt as if I never caught on to what the author was trying to tell me through her, or why spring had the effect on her that it did. Is it something about seal behavior that I just don’t know?

Ken Poyner’s The Making of Mermaids was opposite in a lot of ways. The voice kept bouncing me off balance – first with unexpected word choices that I couldn’t quite figure out and then with the person using those words. Who was this woman? I kept wondering.

Fishermen’s wives, in the folk tales I know, are foils. They don’t do the growing or changing, except in their increasing demands. But this story begins with the wife anticipating transformation of her own, and indeed she seems to have already been transformed from a traditional fisherman’s wife. The way she tells her husband’s story is filled with what I can only read as theory:

I was four walls, the process of making his fish commercial, the everyday exasperation of respiration and unbroken gravity.  I kept him while he was the automaton of his own upkeep.

I wanted to know where she got this voice, because I couldn’t help reading the story as a criticism of it. She’s cold, analytic and mysterious even before entering the sea, and how is the transformation she now seeks related to that? What will it allow her to live out – her grief or her worldview? Will she escape her own voice or her circumstances?

Scander and the Red Briar Prince by Sean Robinson contained two things new to me and two that were familiar. The new things were the rivalry between cities and the nature of the monster; the old were the questing champions and what became of the loser. It felt like a familiar gem in an unfamiliar setting, and I wanted to understand the setting more clearly – until I got to the gem of the story itself, the quest, and then I was more than satisfied. The difference between the two champions came into sharp focus and fit exactly with the nature of the monster, giving the familiar aspects of the story a nice twist.

Dark-Side Dreaming by Christina Im and Frigg Mourns by Ani King also made use of the familiar. In Frigg Mourns the narrator’s voice weaves around and between the events of a well-known story, letting the reader pick it out bit by bit, like rebuilding memories. It had been a long time since I read Norse mythology, so I really enjoyed the rediscovery; and in the versions I had read, Frigg’s grief was always taken as given, so it was different and satisfying to see the story from inside her. The Frigg in this story seemed fiercer and more regal than the one I remembered. Catherine from Reign kept flashing into my mind...

Dark-Side Dreaming is a riff on Rapunzel, with some enchanting differences. The descriptions of climbing up the sky were full of childlike wonder, making me think of At the Back of the North Wind, and maintained that feel well enough for me to set aside the kind of practical considerations I am prone to like the nature of the hair, the braiding, the climbing back up after its owner had come down from the moon. The story followed the traditional plot closely enough to make me surprised by the divergences from it, and ended as it had begun with a well-sustained fairy-tale feeling.

Black Feathers, Beady Eyes by Caryn Studham Sutorus was odd-story-out in this issue, with its modern setting and time-travelling heroine. The problem she had to solve became most interesting when she failed to solve it – I always enjoy that ‘pop’ of discovering a mistaken assumption – and when she returned and discovered that there was another problem she needed to solve. The ending echoed the uncertainty in the rest of the story, where we really didn’t – couldn’t – know if things would turn out all right. I didn’t feel that I understood the crows or the altar, though, at least on the first reading – and when she didn’t remember what had gone wrong with her first attempt, I thought this was going to be an entirely different kind of story than it turned out to be!

Another group of enjoyable stories that leave me with interesting questions, as I’ve come to expect from Rose Red Review. The issue also contained poetry, which I feel completely incompetent to review. Discover it for yourself!

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The Adjunct gets a review!

My latest story, The Adjunct, is out at Fantasy Scroll – and that means it was reviewed by the irreplaceable Charles Payseur. So far as I know, he and the folks at Tangent are the only people reviewing genre short fiction. I’d love to be proved wrong in that …

There’s nothing more fun than seeing somebody else’s take on something I’ve written, especially somebody with a well worked-out critical philosophy and a wider view of the genre. Thank you, Charles – not just for my review, but for everything you do for so many of us short fiction writers!

And this has reminded me I need to use some of this summer time to review some more short fiction. If everyone Charles reviews were to review a few stories in return, maybe we could build up a vibrant discussion of current shorts.

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Wow, I Can Make a Difference!

Gosh, just look at the stuff on my Facebook or feedly page. People are dying out there, animals are going extinct, sea levels rising. Pollution and war are everywhere. Corruption, immiseration, police brutality.

It’s all enough to make a girl feel helpless.

But hey! I can post something on the internet and get a person fired. I can step up and do my part for moving power from employees to employers, making folks afraid to say anything in public, reducing workers’ bargaining power in entire industries. People who are lucky enough to still have jobs will see just what might happen to them if they don’t stay in line.

Aren’t I powerful? Aren’t I a game-changer?

Aren’t I a damn fool?

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Dr. Mutter’s Marvels

Dr Mtter's Marvels book coverWhen the Human Anatomy & Physiology Society met in Philadelphia, a highlight was our visit to the famous Mutter Museum of anatomical curiosities – not a Ripley’s sort of museum, but a collection of study specimens maintained by the College of Physicians of Philadelphia. I was as entranced as anyone by the preserved colon, wax models of skin diseases, skull collection and the skeleton demonstrating Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva, and I even followed the museum on Facebook to play their  ‘what’s on the curator’s desk?’ quiz; but I admit I never gave a thought to Dr. Mutter himself.

Enter Dr Mutter’s Marvels by Cristin O’Keefe Aptowicz, a window into the world of pre-civil war medicine and the life of Thomas Mutter, a surgeon who made his initial impression on most Philadelphians by wearing loud suits that matched the carriages in which he rode around town. Mutter was fresh from training in Paris, and the brief description of medicine in that city is as intriguing as anything else in the book – the hospital for men with syphilis in which every patient was whipped before and after treatment is one of the milder details.

The flamboyant young physician stepped into a world of infighting and jealousy, for Philadelphia had not one but two medical schools, locked in bitter warfare of the sort current academics are too familiar with. Competitive public surgery was the order of the day, with alcohol the only anesthetic available. Dr. Mutter specialized in plastic surgery, often treating women who had been disfigured by burns, and the book goes into detail about his superior care for the patients, his careful preparation for the ordeal ahead of them, and his demand that they not be sent home immediately after surgery – a demand eventually met by renting rooms above nearby shops, with students bringing in the patients’ meals from a local restaurant.

Every part of this story is engrossing, from its descriptions of surgeries to the personalities at the Jefferson Medical College to the controversies of the time. Was ‘taking the waters’ worth anything? Was puerperal fever infectious? Was anesthesia a good idea or a bad one? Should women be admitted to medical school? I hadn’t realized how many significant medical discoveries and issues were packed into the few years of Mutter’s professional life.

The only part of the story which rang sour for me was the last few chapters, which followed Mutter’s adversary Charles Meigs through the trials of his decline with more relish than I could enjoy. But on the whole this was a quick-paced, fascinating read that should give any A&P instructor useful anecdotes and perspective and keep any student interested, if occasionally grossed out – descriptions of pre-anesthesia surgery are not for the squeamish.

Highly recommended, as is the museum itself.

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