 A new faculty member faces his demons A new faculty member faces his demons
 Spring break in hell Spring break in hell
 Can demons and vacation mix? Can demons and vacation mix?
 All four novellas from the Royal Academy All four novellas from the Royal Academy
 Novella. Enchantment and lechery. Reprinted in Year's Besr Fantasy 2003 Novella. Enchantment and lechery. Reprinted in Year's Besr Fantasy 2003
 Novella. Dryads, green slavery, and a reluctant god Novella. Dryads, green slavery, and a reluctant god
 Novella. Only the cats knew what she did to her major professor Novella. Only the cats knew what she did to her major professor
 Novella. Holidays and dragons Novella. Holidays and dragons
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- 			Fantasy for faculty: THE ROYAL ACADEMY NOVELS and NOVELLAS follow life in and around the Demonology Department of a modern university. Fiction for those of us who know there are demons in the basement. "I was delighted to come across this wry, inventive fantasy... Anyone who's spent time at a university will recognize the place... 
 I'd recommend this to anyone who appreciates academic life, spells, counter-spells, supernatural battles, and the charms of discourse."
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Mother Cats, Teachers, and Buzzwords on the Internet: a tortured analogy
Fredrik deBoer is on a righteous ranting roll this fall over the failings of the online left. In particular, its desire to sort the world into good and bad based on buzzwords and its deer-in-headlights bafflement when someone who is … Continue reading
									
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		A Rant About Followers
Someone reposted a few paragraphs from Quinae Moongazer’s very excellent essay on toxicity and abuse in online communities. They just happened to be paragraphs about the backlog of unpublished blog posts she had written: When I mention the icebox of … Continue reading
									
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		Let’s Outsource Breathing While We’re At It
Here’s the most irritating quote I’ve seen this year. “Do not publish any author who does not understand or is disinclined to co-operate with the notion that they are your most important salesperson, no matter how important what they have … Continue reading
									
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		In a bad mood? Purge your blogroll.
We had a three-day week at work but we packed a semester’s worth of angst, meetings, and general academic brouhaha into it. So I am feeling rather crabby in spite of a very nice walk in the woods with a … Continue reading
									
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		An Uneasy Feeling
I sold two stories to an anthology of scandinavian-inspired folk tales, but one of them was obviously set in a non-scandinavian region – not surprising, since in my fantasy world there is no scandinavia at all, nor any other real-life … Continue reading
									
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		Here they come…
This summer’s sales are moving closer to actual publication. Great Light’s Daughters, a creation tale from my work in progress, will appear in the Abbreviated Epics anthology from Third Flatiron anthologies in November. You can wait for hard copies, or … Continue reading
									
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		Write it now, figure it out later…
Years after writing A Lovesome Thing, I’ve finally realized it’s about the internet. How did I miss it at the time? A magical land where you can build anything you want, be anything you want … where nothing has real-world … Continue reading
									
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		Surprise! The next Royal Academy book is published!
Once again, Double Dragon has issued a book way faster than I expected. Swept and Garnished, the third Royal Academy novel, is now available at their website . What you’ll find in it: After barely surviving the semester at the … Continue reading
									
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		Two kinds of competence
I’m reading a book about a vampire hunter. At least, for the first 48% of it I believed it was about a vampire hunter. But I have come to suspect that it is about competence. It’s hard to write a … Continue reading
									
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		Fairy Tales Are Bad-Ass
A while back I got into a small discussion about fairy tales, and the tone thereof. Which is general, lacking in specifics. That’s part of the fun of fairy tales! They don’t tell you the toad’s name or backstory, or … Continue reading
									
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