A new faculty member faces his demons
Spring break in hell
Can demons and vacation mix?
All four novellas from the Royal Academy
Novella. Enchantment and lechery. Reprinted in Year's Besr Fantasy 2003
Novella. Dryads, green slavery, and a reluctant god
Novella. Only the cats knew what she did to her major professor
Novella. Holidays and dragonsContact: pat.bowne@gmail.com
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Fantasy for faculty: THE ROYAL ACADEMY NOVELS and NOVELLAS follow life in and around the Demonology Department of a modern university. Fiction for those of us who know there are demons in the basement.
"I was delighted to come across this wry, inventive fantasy... Anyone who's spent time at a university will recognize the place...
I'd recommend this to anyone who appreciates academic life, spells, counter-spells, supernatural battles, and the charms of discourse."
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Author Archives: Pat Bowne
I Amn’t Dead
… I’ve just been doing more urgent things than blogging, morally supported by the disappearance of many of the other writers I follow from the blogosphere. A big ‘wow!’ to people who can keep up with writing, and real life, … Continue reading
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Novellas on Kindle
I just re-issued Beginner’s Luck on Kindle. It’s the story of a mild-mannered botanist who finds himself involved with plant pornography, dryad rights, and the theology of conference door-prizes. Plus, it has illustrations by Georgie Schnobrich! I tried to copy … Continue reading
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The Gods Walk Past my Porch – idle thoughts about naming things
Here I sit drinking coffee, minding my own business, when the man across the street erupts into pagan invocations. “ZEUS! Dammit!” In my back yard, hanging out the laundry, it comes again. “Zeus! Apollo!” No, I don’t live down the … Continue reading
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Why I did not respond…
Dear friend, I see that you sent me a comment on Goodreads! I’m so grateful. I know about it because Tweetdeck which notified me. However, the link it gave did not reveal your comment. I tried to email you to … Continue reading
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Just so you know…
I should have posted this a week ago, but the third Osyth novel, Swept and Garnished, has been sent in to Double Dragon. Don’t hold your breath, though; it may not be published till 2014. I say ‘may not,’ because … Continue reading
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50 Shades of conspiracy theories
I have not read 50 Shades of Gray, so I won’t comment on its content. Two of my friends have read it; one (male) said “it hardly has any sex in it!” The other (female) said “Wow, there’s lots of … Continue reading
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The Fractured Conversation – rant
How many times have I tried to comment on a blog this week, and been unable to? When I wasn’t looking, the major bloggeries seem to have decided to limit participation only to people who can be vouched for, in … Continue reading
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Sue Burke’s Writing meme
The rules: Go to page 7 or 77 of your WIP Count down 7 lines Post the next 7 lines. Here’s what I got: “Oh, little finches with your sharp beaks,” said Bana Orn, “Cut through this cord that holds … Continue reading
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Espresso Bookstores
A while back some friends and I were talking about how bookstores ought to be run, and lo and behold here’s someone making almost all the suggestions we tossed around! The best idea, I think, is the print-on-demand machine inside … Continue reading
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Epic Fantasy from the outside
When my agent started talking about epic fantasies, I was skeptical. My personal voyage in epic fantasy had begun well with Tolkien, drifted lazily through David Eddings, and ended with my first attempt at reading Terry Goodkind. Every now and … Continue reading
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