A new faculty member faces his demons
Spring break in hell
Can demons and vacation mix?
All four novellas from the Royal Academy
Novella. Enchantment and lechery. Reprinted in Year's Besr Fantasy 2003
Novella. Dryads, green slavery, and a reluctant god
Novella. Only the cats knew what she did to her major professor
Novella. Holidays and dragonsContact: pat.bowne@gmail.com
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Fantasy for faculty: THE ROYAL ACADEMY NOVELS and NOVELLAS follow life in and around the Demonology Department of a modern university. Fiction for those of us who know there are demons in the basement.
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Monthly Archives: January 2011
First chapter is up!
I finished the page proofs for “Advice from Pigeons” yesterday and have uploaded the first chapter onto my website. You can read it here. TweetFacebookLinkedInTumblrStumbleDiggDelicious
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Soulless by Gail Carriger
If I had judged this book by its cover I would have saved myself needless confusion, for the cover clearly shows that it is a steampunk novel; the top hat with gears attached, and the mechanical parasol, are giveaways. TweetFacebookLinkedInTumblrStumbleDiggDelicious
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Why Your Diet Didn’t Work
From the Royal Academy Archives Ten years ago it was fashionable in some circles to assert that so-called ‘reality’ was merely consensus on the part of the people who supposedly defined it for us all – scientists. Of course, anyone … Continue reading
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Why English Profs will never take over the Royal Academy
Mimi and David suggested that English profs at a magic university would be uniquely powerful because of their control over words, and which words others would be able to use. Well, all this sinister plotting about controlling reality by limiting … Continue reading
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Mystery bone
In real life, I found this on the Texas gulf coast – both disarticulated (isn’t it elegant?) and as parts of carcasses. So, whose bone is it and how did you tell? Give it your best shot. I’m interested in … Continue reading
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Arcane Humanities
Plot Noodling Post — Be warned! Any cool ideas you post in these comments may be used in a future novel or story, and I will not even try to keep track of who deserves credit. Don’t post any ideas you aren’t … Continue reading
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Hiding out
I was poking around over at the University of Venus and found a discussion about where faculty ‘hid’ on campus, when they needed to get some work done without interruption. On my current campus, I don’t have a hideyhole. The discussion … Continue reading
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The Royal Academy – Why and What?
Greetings, and welcome to the first post on the Royal Academy of Osyth blog. Some of you may have visited the Royal Academy through the pages of Tales of the Unanticipated, or Year’s Best Fantasy #3, but most are probably … Continue reading
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