Cat’s Evening Song

Oh, oh, if you don’t let me out I will die.
Oh, oh, if you don’t let me out I will die.
I will moan, I will cry, I will sob, I will sigh,
I will fall down and perish and you will know why,
And it’s Oh, oh, if you don’t let me out
I will scream and I’ll shout
And I’ll snarl and I’ll pout
And go racing about like a mannerless lout,
If you don’t let me out I will die die die DIE!

Oh, oh, if you don’t let me in I will scream
Oh, oh, if you don’t let me in I will scream
I’ll invade every dream,
Stick my claws through the screen
Tell the neighbors such cruelty’s never been seen
And it’s Oh, oh, if you don’t let me in
I’ll start over agin
And I’m going to win
For to mistreat a princess like me’s such a sin
If you don’t let me in I will scream scream scream SCREAM!

Oh, oh, if you don’t let me out I will die.
Oh, oh, if you don’t let me out I will die…

repeat ad infinitum, or until locked on the front porch.

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